King Henry II: Guys, I'm bored.
Knight 1: Me too. We could joust!!
Knight 2: LAME. We could pillage!!
Knight 3: IDIOT. We could get some harlots.
-everyone stares-
K3: Nevermind. We could.. play chess..
KH: Cool, but I'm too good fo y'all so get me a great scholar to play
-Some scholar hunting later-
K1: Found one!! Play him.
Scholar: Er.. hi, I'm not a scholar, I'm just a..
K2: Shut up.
KH: Let us do battle.
-begins playing-
KH: Are you guys just gonna stand there all night?! Do something.
K3: But..
KH: GO!!
-grumbling-
Outside the room the 3 knights waited all night. They listened in on the conversation the 2 men were having. The king brought up his former friend Thomas Becket who was now a thorn in his side. The knight then overheard the King shout:
"AHHH!! WILL NO ONE RID ME OF THIS BISHOP!!"
K3:Guys wake up, we've got a mission.
K2: Shut up, and let me sleep.
K1: Yeah, what he said.
K3: But, we have to kill the Bishop of Canterbury.
K1: KILL THE BISHOP ARE YOU MAD?!
K2: Quiet down, lets go I've got a plan.
The men sneak off into the night, taking a boat across the English channel and then riding to Canterbury where they kill the bishop.
Back in France the next day....
KH: GUYS, Where the hell did you guys go?
K2: Oh, we just took care of that bishop for you.
K1: Yeah, the one you told us to rid you of last night.
-Kings face goes white-
KH: I meant the PIECE IN CHESS. NOT THE ACTUAL BISHOP.
K3: Oh, that does make more sense..
K1: It does..
K2: Our bad..
KH: I'M GONNA KILL YOU.
So you see the King never meant to kill the bishop his men just took his orders by mistake thats all. How one little misunderstanding ruined history..
-KCTW
